Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
All presidents are pretty chill; I mean, Ronald Reagan was an actor. Richard Nixon was a jokester, too.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
lol the scrawny guys trying to look big is hilarious